YES, WE HAVE NO AVOCADOS
By
Michael Edwin Q.
A woman goes into a grocery and
asks for an avocado.
The clerk tells her they don’t have any.
She insists she wants an avocado.
“They’re out of season,” says the
clerk.
“I want an avocado!”
“Lady, tell me something.”
“What?”
“Are you a good speller?”
“I can spell just fine.”
“Then tell me how many Fs there
are in avocado?”
“There is no F in avocado.”
END
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Most entertaining I read in quite a while – THE READING CAFÉ I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS by Michael Edwin Q http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GFVD384