Friday, December 6, 2013






YES, WE HAVE NO AVOCADOS
By
Michael Edwin Q.

A woman goes into a grocery and asks for an avocado.
 The clerk tells her they don’t have any.
 She insists she wants an avocado.
“They’re out of season,” says the clerk.
“I want an avocado!”
“Lady, tell me something.”
“What?”
“Are you a good speller?”
“I can spell just fine.”
“Then tell me how many Fs there are in avocado?”
                                                          “There is no F in avocado.”

END
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